I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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