Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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