Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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