i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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