Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
