i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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