Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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