yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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