I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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