Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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