Soap is not a condiment
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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