I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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