My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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