let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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