I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i will never coherently bang her
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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