i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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