Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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