U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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