are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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