nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We left the knife in your bed.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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