but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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