I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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