You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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