Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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