I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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