evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
All I want is dick and wine.