Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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