when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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