Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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