Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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