Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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