who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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