That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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