Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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