You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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