do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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