worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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