OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I look better un-naked...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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