she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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