Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
there is glitter all over my balls
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