hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
