Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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