You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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