yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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i dont even know how to be here
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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