yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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