hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
