yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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