his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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