Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
this will be a night to untag.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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