come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
