It's like God shit irony all over that family
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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