Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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