It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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