she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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