shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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