i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
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atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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