i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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