I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
True strength comes from lack of pants
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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