I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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