you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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