Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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