We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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