I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
